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Please note that until life returns to normal our priority will be with those who’ve pre-ordered by phone. We will take orders verbally at the vehicle if we have time but if we do you may have to return later to collect. We must avoid queues building and this is the best way to achieve it. Please understand our need to do this and please, if you don’t see a queue, understand that the system is actually working very well.

We’ve had people who, when not seeing throngs of people don’t understand why we’re not able to “just squeeze them in”.

Please also understand that if ordering at the vehicle our menu options may be limited. We will always have most items. but sometimes not everything. By pre-ordering in advance you are guaranteed your choice (as long as we are able to get it ourselves!)


Our Menu

CHIPS                                        Small   –  £2.10         Medium  –  £2.85        Large  –  £3.35


PLEASE NOTE – Although our policy is to review our prices once a year we have to make an exception with Fish. Our Fish prices are dictated by wholesale market prices and as such can change to us with no notice. We always try initially to absorb these fluctuations but sometimes we may have to adjust our retail prices if the changes stay in force for too long.

Plaice fillets are skin on (skinless Plaice really doesn’t work & the skin is quite edible) but our Cod & Haddock is skinless.

COD                    Small  –  £4.85       Medium  –  £5.75     Large  –  £6.70

Cod Bites           £5.45            ( 6  good size boneless & skinless cod chunks, ideal for Kids or just a nice change from standard fish)

HADDOCK        Small  –  £5.00    Medium   –   £5.90     Large  –  £6.70  Haddock Bites – £5.70  


PLAICE                                £6.15    


SCAMPI                                £6.10   (Minimum of 11 pieces of whole tail Scampi)

FISH CAKES                        £1.60    If you’d like one in a bun – £2.40,  with optional salad – £2.85

COD ROE                                £1.65

CHICKEN NUGGETS  ( Our Nuggets are not made of chicken mush – we use whole chicken meat chunks in a smooth batter coating)                             

                                              6pcs  –   £2.80        8pcs  –  £3.70      10pcs  –  £4.60  (You may have any amount at an additional 47p each)

SAUSAGE                                                                    £1.25  (unbattered)         £1.35  (battered)

JUMBO SAUSAGE                                            £2.15   (unbattered)      £2.25 (battered)



We use only premium quality burgers. If our burger prices seem slightly higher than some it’s down to one simple thing – we will not use cheap stuff and don’t apologise for doing so!

We offer standard quarter pounder or half pounder BEEF burgers, with or without cheese.  Filling options, if required, are with relish, tomato sauce or choice of salad (tomato, onion & lettuce) – with mayonnaise if preferred. Prices range from £2.95 (plain 1/4 pounder) to £5.35 for a half pound cheese burger with salad. The end price depends on your choice of filling/s. Tell us what you’d like & we’ll tell you the cost.

BATTERED BURGERS £2.40. These are served without buns normally – they’re rather large.  We can put them in a bun for a small extra charge if you’re particularly hungry!

CHICKEN BURGERS , whole breast meat fillets, are available at £3.50. Price includes salad & mayo if required.



CHEESE & ONION CHUNKY                 £1.30

VEGE CHEESY BAKE                                 £2.05

PINEAPPLE FRITTER                              £1.05

VEGE BURGER                                           £3.10

PEA FRITTER                                              £1.25.      

VEGE PANCAKE ROLL                             £1.50.  


We also carry a limited stock (due to storage limitations on board) of soft drinks (cans only), condiments (Heinz SqueezMe pods), pickles etc.

If you don’t see what you want, just ask if we have it.  Then again, if we don’t have it, you probably don’t need it!    


Due to the vagaries of the mobile reception on the Island we are unable to accept credit/debit cards or any other electronic methods of payment. Until such times that we can get a reliable service we have to stick to old fashioned methods – cash or cheques only!



The law currently states that as a small business selling freshly prepared and cooked food we are not required to label every individual item we sell listing the allergen content.

That being said we have a duty of care to our customers which we take very seriously and if you need advice as to what’s in your chosen food please ask us. We can tell you the allergen content of all that we offer for sale.